Tuesday, August 18, 2015

the darndest things... {Miaisms}

I can't believe this is only my second edition of my kid saying the darndest things ;) I need to be better about writing this stuff down because I forget too easily, but Mia is hilarious! Maybe most of these are the "you had to be there" scenarios to find it funny, but whatever! I'm sharing anyway :)

We were eating lunch at my friend's house when I snuck into the bathroom real quick. Mia asked where I went and my friend told her she thought I was in the bathroom. I was SHOCKED with Mia's reply...
"Oh! Dis is how you poop!" She continued on with grunting, a serious "push" face and squatting back in her chair, HA HA! Oh how I wish I could have seen this in person! 

I was supervising Mia while she painted when she pointed out of the room and said, "go clean the house!"

We were cleaning up some blocks when Mia accidentally spilled the bag. While picking it up she quietly exclaimed, "oh crap!" Of course I made a big deal out of it because that's the first time I'd ever heard her say that, ha ha, but hey! The video I took is a gem that will make me laugh no matter how rotten my day is going. She continued to shout "oh crap!" the rest of the night to try and get a reaction out of me, but I don't recall her saying it since this day :)

After reading a Halloween themed book (mid July), Mia asked me for a pumpkin. I asked her if she wanted to carve pumpkins again this year (not expecting her to remember carving them last year) in a couple of months.
"Yes! Eyes, nose, chin. Outside?"
"Do you remember putting the pumpkins outside last year?!"
She nodded her head. A few seconds later she started to make the puking sound then started laughing! Eric made a pumpkin "barf" while gutting it last year and Mia thought it was hilarious (I caught it on video- it's so good!) and she obviously remembers! For some reason that totally blew my mind!

One morning after brushing Mia's teeth, I told her I was going to wash her face (like always!) and started washing it. Mia said, "like a beard?! I Eric, momma!" Eric got a good laugh out of that one, ha ha!

Mia and I were looking at a picture of the two of us on Instagram when she exclaimed, "oh, pretty 'incess!!"
"Who's a pretty princess?" I asked while pointing to myself in the photo.
"Nope!" She took my phone and scrolled to another photo of just herself.
"Dere! Pretty 'incess!" while pointing at herself in the photo with a huge smile on her face. :)

One night during dinner Mia was being exceptionally cute (after being exceptionally beastly at nap time and after she woke) She told me twice that dinner was "dewicious!" and when a package arrived at the door I told her it was for baby brother. "It's a 'prise for baby brudder! He's soooooo cute!" in the sweetest voice. My heart totally melted! Then she started crying because she wanted baby brother's binky's..... 

I was talking to Mia about where we live and asked her, "Can you say "Arizona"?!"
"I want donuts!"
She is definitely my kid, ha ha!

I adore this photo so! I can almost hear the giggles she was producing at this moment :)

17 comments:

P!nky said...

Goodness, there are too many cute Miaisms to choose from. What is it about lil kids semi cussing that sounds so endearing?!?!?! I wanna hear the 'oh crap' video. I LOVE DONUTS, too!

Jenn said...

ahahaha these are amazing! I love all of these but the last one "I want donuts" is a favorite! lol
Thanks for sharing these--they definitely brightened up my day!

Courtney [Sweet Turtle Soup] said...

Yes! These are the best! I am terrible at writing them down. I did pretty good for about a month, but haven't since. oops. I love donuts too!

Kelly Linn Feller said...

Loved this post! That photo is just darling too! Hope you have that one framed somewhere in your house :)

BLovedBoston said...

Oh my gosh love the little story of her pointing to herself as a pretty princess!!!

Caroline @ Windy City Chic said...

LOL! She is so funny and cute!! I hope that you had a nice weekend and that you are having a good week so far too!! :-)

Tawnya Faust said...

"I want donuts" HAHAH! She's so funny, I love hearing things little ones say at this age, Scarlett cracks me up daily and it's crazy how much they remember now eh?!

Whitney @ Work it Mommy said...

I adore kid convos! We must be sharing brain lengths, I have a #KinseyQuotes post for tomorrow ;) You just never know what theyre going to say, its both parts hilarious and mortifying!

Hannah said...

Too cute! I love the things the little ones say. Mia sounds like such a sweet and entertaining girl. I ought to write down some of the things Emerson is saying these days so I don't forget. They change and grow up so quickly!

Kirsty and Seth said...

The "I want donuts!" Is the most amazing response I have ever heard! It should be the response to all of life's questions, I feel!

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Evelina said...

Mia has a such a good memory! I barely remember what I did for Halloween last year! Haha

Laura Darling said...

Too funny! I laughed out loud at "go clean the house!" She's something else!

Sara Elizabeth said...

Lol, Mia is quite the opinionated one!! She's going to be a great big sister!! LOL - go clean the house! Oops, lol

Kelly Mock said...

She is too funny! ANd that photo of her is precious!

Our Pretty Little Girls said...

Oh my goodness she is just so stinking cute. "I want donuts" baha ha! me too kid, me too.

Brittany said...

Seriously cracking up at "Go clean the house!" She's a little boss and she knows it. ;) I can't believe she remembered stuff so vividly from last Halloween. That amazes me because I don't remember anything before second grade! I love these - thanks for the smile today!

Foxy's Domestic Side said...

haha, I love kid sayings, and a girl after my own heart "I want donuts"

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